The Secret Life of the Backyard Kids

Jorge's journal entryDear Diary,
I'm not a normal teenage boy anymore. Well, I wasn't really, because I'm a rich kid who eventually got superpowers. It's too bad in a world where I'm lucky enough to get both, I'm not allowed to not have a total jerk for a dad. You see, after my mother died, my dad made me be perfect at everything. Like, I have to be handsome and intelligent and stuff like that. I couldn't have a bad hair day, or even a B+ on a test. My father didn't give me enough love, so my butler and nanny took over those roles. It's not really the same, however.
Some people think I'm like Batman, what with me being a troubled rich kid who has a double life Jorge's journal entry
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TSLOTBK Chapter 15: The big fightJorge went to the mall as usual, what with eating out and shopping at his favorite stores, Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, and Pac Sun, but he also bumped into Tiffany, just like his butler said.
Tiffany was wearing black eyeshadow, and her face was pale and her hair darker than usual. She was also wearing a sleeveless black dress, the same one she wore when she turned into a cat, a matching hat, and lots of spike jewelry and gloves.
"Jorge
Jorge
you told Mr. Stern I cheated on your test. You
you will-"
"-I don't wanna hear it," said Jorge.
"Whatever. Listen, Jorge, I've wanted you ever since I saw your dashing alter ego TSLOTBK Chapter 15: The big fight
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TSLOTBK Chapter 13: Jorge gets betterFebruary 26th, 2009 was a totally normal day in the life of Jorge Garcia
or was it?
It started out normal, when he was woken up by Emily, and went to school. Then he saw his cousin Pablo. He was wearing a "The Mask of Zorro" t-shirt.
"Hello, Pablo."
"Hey, Jorge."
"I like your shirt."
"Thanks. It's Zorro-let me show you..."
"Tah-Dah!" he said, opening up his jacket.
"Very nice."
Adrian let his Spanish class watch West Side Story, because Jorge, Pablo, and Maria were the only kids in the Spanish class-everyone else was out of school or was doing another class-and they were all Hispanic kids who knew Spanish very well.
However, it TSLOTBK Chapter 13: Jorge gets better
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TSLOTBK Chapter 10: JanuaryFor Christmas, all the kids got each other presents. Achmed got Sam a Beach Boys t-shirt, Sam got Achmed a keychain with a guitar on it, and Jorge got Angela a boxed set of Lizzie McGuire books and a copy of Hilary Duff's latest album, Dignity. He knew she liked Hilary Duff. Adrian gave his Spanish class baseball caps and copies of Jose Felicano's All-Time Greatest Hits. He even had a pizza party in his room.
Poor Jorge, however, developed a rash along his lower leg, and got sick on January 20th, 2009.
Jorge woke up and got dressed, then brushed his hair into a Beatle like haircut, washed up, and put on some face cream.
Jorge then went to TSLOTBK Chapter 10: January
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TSLOTBK Chapter 9: Achmed, Sam, and Jorge"You know Sam, you look cute and all, but maybe I can take you shopping and give you a rock n' roll makeover!" Achmed told Sam.
"Okayyy
."
The next day was Saturday, and Sam started the day by brushing her teeth, painting her toenails black, getting dressed, calling Achmed, and listening to her Beach Boys and Madonna CDs. She and Achmed went shopping at the mall. Achmed found a Beatles shirt, a black leather skirt, tights, and high heels boots for Sam. Then Sam got interested in the makeup one store was selling, and bought eyeliner, foundation, and grape-purple lip gloss.
Sam went to school Monday wearing the outfit, and shocked every TSLOTBK Chapter 9: Achmed, Sam, and Jorge
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TSLOTBK Chapter 8: The afternoon, HalloweenDmitri came home that day, half-upset.
"Mother! Jorge threw me through a wall!"
"Well, what did you do, Dmitri?" she said.
"Can we just stick with the topic, please! You see, Tiffany told me about Jorge, then I posted the story in the newspaper, then he got angry at me and-well, you know."
Meanwhile, Jorge was talking with his nanny.
"Jorge, shapeshifting is a serious business in the wizard community."
"I did what I had to do to survive!"
"Turning into an animal means you have their abilities for life, plus any "furry" traits like tails, ears, claws or fangs. Unless you drink TSLOTBK Chapter 8: The afternoon, Halloween
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TSLOTBK Chapter 5: Jorge's lifeWhen Jorge went home from school that Monday, he found Angela clinging to his leg.
"Emily, what new spells-Angela, get off my leg," he told her.
He even sounds handsome! Angela thought to herself.
"MATTHEW!" snapped Jorge.
His butler had to restrain her to get her off his leg.
Later that day, Achmed sang and practiced the Eagles songs "Take It Easy" and "Heartache Tonight" on guitar.
Meanwhile, Joey was in his room, singing "Hollywood Nights."
Jorge sat in his room, feeling sorry for himself. His mom died when he was seven, and his dad pushed him to be perfect, and sometimes h TSLOTBK Chapter 5: Jorge's life
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TSLOTBK Chapter 2: Jorge, Sam, Emily, and AchmedThat afternoon, Jorge's screaming fans chased him around. The song "Don't Bring Me Down" played in the background.
Later that afternoon, Jorge's nanny Emily sat on his bed and talked with him.
"Jorge, it's almost your 12th birthday, and you'll be a wizard. I'm from a long line of wizards. I haven't-"
"So
you're asking me to be your next heir?"
"You bet, Jorge. Do you know why you were able to run on all fours so quickly?"
"No, why?"
"It must be the power in you restrained for so long. The day you were born, your mother told me to help you become a wizard when you reached age twelve, just in case she would not be there TSLOTBK Chapter 2: Jorge, Sam, Emily, and Achmed
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